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Vennu Mallesh - It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do
 
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New Song link: https://youtu.be/LLaYYbW3hVA My Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/WorldOfVennu Buy this song now! iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/vennu-itunes Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/vennu-amazon For business inquiries, contact [email protected] My Twitter page: https://twitter.com/VennuMallesh " It's My Life what ever I wanna Do " is a non-fictional,psychological and philosophical Song written by Me. My Life inspired me to write the lyrics, lyrics inspired me to compose tune, lyrics and tune inspired me to Sing. That's what the actual happened to the " Born of the Song ". The words I penned for the lyrics of the Song are genuinely written from the bottom of My Heart which describes about " My Attitude ". The Idea to write the Song came from My Hell Wishers (criticizers,discouragers,etc;). So, I am heartfully dedicating this Song to all my " Hell Wishers ".... Than Q VennuMallesh
Views: 17798540 Vennu Mallesh
Rihanna Stay Lyrics
 
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Views: 76681699 Team-Comoco
Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me ft. Big Sean
 
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Music video by Justin Bieber performing As Long As You Love Me. © 2012 The Island Def Jam Music Group
Views: 426792467 JustinBieberVEVO
P!nk - Slut Like You (Official Lyric Video)
 
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P!nk's official lyric video for 'Slut Like You'. Click to listen to P!nk on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/PSpot?IQid=PSLY As featured on The Truth About Love. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/PTALiTunes?IQid=PSLY Google Play: http://smarturl.it/PSLYPlay?IQid=PSLY Amazon: http://smarturl.it/PTALAm?IQid=PSLY More from P!nk Just Give Me A Reason: https://youtu.be/OpQFFLBMEPI So What: https://youtu.be/FJfFZqTlWrQ Raise Your Glass: https://youtu.be/XjVNlG5cZyQ Follow P!nk Website: http://www.pinkspage.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pink Twitter: https://twitter.com/Pink Subscribe to P!nk on YouTube: http://smarturl.it/PSub?IQid=PSLY More great Ultimate Hits of the Noughties videos here: http://smarturl.it/UNPlaylist?IQid=PSLY --------- Lyrics: Tell me something new Cause I've heard this Okay I'll fuck you A little taste test You'll be my little friend You'll be my little friend You'll be my little friend I got a little piece of you-hoo And it's just like woo-hoo Wham Bam thank you Ma'am Boo-hoo I'm a slut like you You say you're looking for a foo-ool And I'm just like "me too" I'm gonna let ya know the truth I'm a slut like you
Views: 6834153 PinkVEVO
George Costanza's Greatest hits
 
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Seinfeld - Best of George Costanza Classic lines like: - It's not you, it's me - I'm Cartwright - You had to have the big sallad - I'm an architect - I wish there were pigmen - Crib notes, counter clockwise swirl - Can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up - I've driven woman to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution - I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back - I was at the pool, there were shinkage - Sex with the cleaning lady - She's bald, I got rejected by a bald woman - Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in - My mother caught me, I was alone - I am Costanza, lord of the idiots - This is like discovering plutonium by accident - George is getting upset - Serenity now - I hate the Drake - I'm gonna need some water here - You get in the mood - George's answering machine - Killing independent George
Views: 3714847 skylinerse
Wingardium Leviosa (Harry Potter Parody Animation) - Oney Cartoons
 
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FB Page ►https://www.facebook.com/OneyNG Subscribe for more Oney Cartoons! ► http://bit.ly/1i9kZFO Check out my Music Channel! ► http://bit.ly/1i8zi3z NEW Gaming/Random Stuff Channel ► http://bit.ly/oneyshole Like me on Facebook: http://facebook.com/oneysvideohole Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/oneyng STORE: http://www.sharkrobot.com/oney http://www.leviosaaa.com I stayed at my parents house one night and it was 4am and I couldn't sleep so I started thinking of emma watson naked and then I thought of harry potter and then I thought of that scene from the 1st movie where rons like ITS LEVIOSA, NOT LEVIO-SAWWWWW and i was like LOL
Views: 45447328 OneyNG
Chris James - Black British Accent (Stand Up Comedy)
 
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Chris James is black and has a British accent. Want to see more Stand Up Comedy? Subscribe to the Laugh Factory's channel here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=thelaughfactory Tell us what you thought in the comments and don't forget to like and add this video to your favorites if you LOL'd! http://twitter.com/thelaughfactory http://facebook.com/laughfactory http://laughfactory.com LIVE SHOW TICKETS: http://bit.ly/95r2E0
Views: 3594784 Laugh Factory
REAL DEATH NOTE!
 
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WATCH BLOOPERS & BEHIND THE SCENES: http://bit.ly/DeathNoteEXTRAS WATCH THIS EPISODE EN ESPAÑOL: http://youtu.be/NxxYnoiZzGU Ian finds a REAL Death Note, will he use his newfound powers for good or evil? ------------------------------------ Hey it's our very own website: http://smosh.com Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/smosh Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: http://twitter.com/smosh
Views: 49025694 Smosh
Don Omar - Dutty Love (Lyric Video) ft. Natti Natasha
 
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Best of Don Omar / Lo mejor de Don Omar: https://goo.gl/J5mJHa Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/aHzXZf Music video by Don Omar performing Dutty Love. (C) 2012 Machete Music
Views: 210075337 DonOmarVEVO
Katy Perry - Part Of Me (Official)
 
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Get “Part Of Me” from Katy Perry’s ‘Teenage Dream: The Complete Confection’: http://katy.to/TeenageDream WITNESS: The Tour tickets available now! https://www.katyperry.com/tour Directed by Ben Mor & Produced by Tony McGarry & Danny Lockwood Follow Katy: http://www.katyperry.com http://youtube.com/katyperry http://twitter.com/katyperry http://facebook.com/katyperry http://instagram.com/katyperry Lyrics: Days like this I want to drive away Pack my bags and watch your shadow fade You chewed me up and spit me out Like I was poison in your mouth You took my light, you drain me down That was then and this is now Now look at me Chorus: This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you’re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no I just wanna throw my phone away Find out who is really there for me You ripped me off, your love was cheap Was always tearing at the seams I fell deep, you let me down But that was then and this is now Now look at me Chorus: This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you’re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no Bridge: Now look at me I’m sparkling A firework, a dancing flame You won’t never put me out again I’m glowing oh whoa So you can keep the diamond ring It don’t mean nothing anyway In fact you can keep everything Yeah yeah, except for me Chorus: This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no (away from me) Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you’re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no This is the part of me (no) (away from me) This is the part of me Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you’re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no Music video by Katy Perry performing Part Of Me. (C) 2012 Capitol Records, LLC
Views: 740255971 KatyPerryVEVO
Excuse me For Living (Romantic Comedy) TRAILER
 
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Excuse me For Living Trailer (2012). A Romantic Comedy... in Recovery ! Sub NOW ➨ http://bit.ly/Movietrailers ★ Join us on Facebook ►http://bit.ly/LoveAndCinema ★ Best COMEDIES are HERE ➨ http://bit.ly/Best-Comedies In Theaters October 12th, 2012. Excuse me for Living follows the story a charming suicidal druggie who must obey his rehab-clinic's demand to lead a seniors men's group or face incarceration and lose the love of his psychiatrist's daughter... Excuse Me for Living Movie Trailer. © DADA Films Directed by Ric Klass, starring Tom Pelphrey, Christopher Lloyd, Robert Vaughn, Melissa Archer, Ewa Da Cruz, Dick Cavett, Wayne Knight and Jerry Stiller. Suscribe now to get the best movie trailers, clips and videos !
Views: 4744201 ONE Media
Jay Larson | Wrong Number | Stand-Up Comedy
 
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Jay Larson is the best businessman on the planet. Especially when it's a wrong number. Follow us on Instagram at @laughfactoryhw http://instagram.com/laughfactoryhw Want to see more Stand Up Comedy? Subscribe to the Laugh Factory's channel here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=thelaughfactory Tell us what you thought in the comments and don't forget to like and add this video to your favorites if you LOL'd! http://twitter.com/thelaughfactory http://facebook.com/laughfactory http://laughfactory.com LIVE SHOW TICKETS: http://bit.ly/95r2E0
Views: 7529653 Laugh Factory
Best Jesus Pranks - Best of Just For Laughs Gags
 
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Since everyone asked for it, here it is, the Best Of Jesus Pranks! Please feel free to enjoy! This video may contain Jesuses... but also: Jesus Walks On Water Jesus Saves Jesus Fisherman Jesus Multiplies Bagels Prank Just For Laughs - Jesus Makes Money *EXTREME CAUTION: individual prank names might differ from previous uploads. If they do, do not jump out of your window! Take a deep breath, and think really hard about what went wrong in your life that made such trivial things seem so important to you. A presentation of JustForLaughsTV, the official Just For Laughs Gags YouTube channel. Home of the funniest, greatest, most amazing, most hilarious, win filled, comedy galore, hidden camera pranks in the world! Social Animal? Here are a few interesting links: Offical Site: http://gags.justforlaughs.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/JFLGags Facebook: http://facebook.com/jflgags Tumblr: http://justforlaughsgags.tumblr.com Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/jflgags Puppies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6hAgaP066k Juste pour rire les gags, l'émission de caméra cachée la plus comique de la télé! Si votre langue préfére parler Français, visiter notre chaine francophone: http://www.youtube.com/user/justepourriretv
Views: 9828926 Just For Laughs Gags
The Glitch
 
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WATCH MORE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MrnAJsxL8c&list=PLVK1Q9ppZiaDMqPFgCxWNJF4MbDZU0-tD&index=4& A malevolent glitch threatens to destroy all videogames. OH NO.
Views: 36471956 Corridor
KONGOS - Come with Me Now
 
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Check out the music video for our new song Everything Must Go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvHLyw8_ZZY KONGOS - Come With Me Now Download "Lunatic" at iTunes: http://smarturl.it/kongoslunatic Download "Lunatic" at Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00I3GJ1MG/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00I3GJ1MG&linkCode=as2&tag=sonbmgmusent-20 Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/track/2kWowW0k4oFymhkr7LmvzO https://www.facebook.com/KONGOS https://twitter.com/kongosmusic http://instagram.com/kongosmusic http://www.kongos.com/ Music video by KONGOS performing Come With Me Now. (C) 2014 Epic Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment.
Views: 96493059 KONGOS
Who's Cooking Tonight?
 
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Cooking is serious business after all. Thank you all for waiting over 8 months for a new video! Here is a piping hot Gmod video to make up for it. Hope you're hungry, enjoy! -- Music Used -- Grandia - Sea Cat Restaurant Lilly Rabbids Go Home - Horã Moldoveneasca de Joc Ren and Stimpy - Happy Happy Joy Joy Rabbids Go Home - Cântare din Banat Rabbids Go Home - Doinã de Ascultare Left 4 Dead - Tank Lady and the Tramp - Bella Notte
Views: 37966593 Raikujo
Irish Traveller Calls For a Fight (Part 1) (Funny Subtitle Version)
 
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More funny subtitled videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4A509CB7FA0DF2E2 Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5v2dJ... My twitter: https://twitter.com/twigyyy LIKE/ SHARE/ SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE!
Views: 2251558 tw ig
Happy Tree Friends - Friday the 13th
 
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We have five new Happy Tree Friends episodes. Get em now! - http://htf.mondomedia.com/ ▶ Episodes, games, and contests visit: http://www.mondomedia.com
Views: 46382218 MondoMedia
Key & Peele - Manly Tears
 
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After his childhood friend is found dead, a tough guy cries in front of his crew.
Views: 16217557 Comedy Central
Mary J. Blige - Mr. Wrong ft. Drake (Official Music Video)
 
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Music video by Mary J. Blige performing Mr. Wrong. © 2012 Geffen Records #MaryJBlige #MrWrong #Vevo #RandB #OfficialMusicVideo
Views: 83255504 MaryJBligeVEVO
All Star - Smash Mouth [Lyrics]
 
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'All Star' by Smash Mouth on the album 'Astro Lounge' in 1999. LYRICS: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow [Chorus:] Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The waters getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire how about yours That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored [Repeat Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow [Repeat Chorus]
Views: 27416498 FourLyrics
Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele
 
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While taking attendance, inner-city substitute teacher Mr. Garvey has trouble adjusting to a classroom full of middle-class white students. About Key & Peele: Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator. Subscribe to Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUsN5ZwHx2kILm84-jPDeXw?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/comedycentral Follow Key & Peele: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KeyAndPeele/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/keyandpeele Watch full episodes of Key & Peele: http://www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele Follow Comedy Central: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedycentral/
Views: 161647385 Comedy Central
Lil Wayne gives one of the most hilarious depositions ever (must see!)
 
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This video has been brought to you by http://bitshare.cm More info here: http://bitshare.cm/news/watch-lil-wayne-give-one-of-the-funniest-depositions-ever-video/ Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DavidShares This may go down as one of the funniest depositions in history. In a deposition that Lil Wayne gave related to a lawsuit he filed against Quincy Jones III over his 2009 documentary The Carter, Lil Wayne gives hilarious non-answers to the attorney. I can't believe the judge let it go down like this, even at one point where Lil Wayne clearly threatened the attorney! Video obtained and released by TMZ. #LilWayne #Weezy #Funny
Views: 6048351 David
"Wasn't Me" - Entertaining Behavior Based Safety V
 
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Denial runs rampant in every work environment. Who's to blame? "Wasn't Me". Video produced by Nick James Productions. Produced for Star Leasing Company. http://NickJamesProductions.com
Views: 551878 Nick James Productions
Epic Fail 180kg Not For Me #FUNNY
 
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what happens when you get carried away in the gym, try bang a 180kg bench press with no spotter an mek a record.
Views: 410 ROBERT SOSA
The Exam | Mr. Bean Official
 
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Mr. Bean has to take an exam but he doesn't know any of the answers! Stay tuned, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkAGrHCLFmlK3H2kd6isipg?sub_confirmation=1 Welcome to the Official Mr Bean channel! To find out more about Mr Bean visit: http://www.mrbean.com Mr Bean on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/mrbean Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/mrbean More Mr. Bean https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC1EDzqtkrh_Zj67UUTZZmRfrgqwyZNlW
Views: 24442500 Mr Bean
Chris Brown - Don't Judge Me (Official Music Video)
 
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Chris Brown's official music video for 'Don't Judge Me'. Click to listen to Chris Brown on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/ChrisBSpot?IQid=CBDJM As featured on Fortune. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/CBFortuneiTunes?IQ... Google Play: http://smarturl.it/CBDJMplay?IQid=CBDJM Amazon: http://smarturl.it/CBFortuneAmz?IQid=... More from Chris Brown Turn Up The Music: https://youtu.be/eQWG8BVeryU With You: https://youtu.be/nmjdaBaZe8Y Don't Wake Me Up: https://youtu.be/QOowQeKyNkQ Follow Chris Brown Website: http://www.chrisbrownworld.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisbrown Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisbrown Instagram: https://instagram.com/chrisbrownoffic... Subscribe to Chris Brown on YouTube: http://smarturl.it/ChrisBsub?IQid=CBDJM More great Hip Hop videos here: http://smarturl.it/HipHopUrban?IQid=C... #ChrisBrown #DontJudgeMe #Vevo #RandB #OfficialMusicVideo --------- Lyrics: I don't wanna go there We should never go there Why you wanna go there I guess I gotta go there You're hearing rumors about me And you can't stomach the thought Of someone touching my body When you so close to my heart I won't deny what they saying Because most of it is true But it was all before I fell for you So please babe So please don't judge me And I won't judge you 'Cause it could get ugly Before it gets beautiful Please don't judge me And I won't judge you And if you love me Then let it be beautiful"
Views: 164851508 ChrisBrownVEVO
Team Fabulous 2
 
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Follow me on Twitter! https://twitter.com/SirElliot24 Finally, I present to you the video I've been working on for the past few months. Yes, some was procrastination, some was Vegas being a prick. But here it is, safely in the dispensary of the Youtube community. Have fun, and enjoy. In this fabulous adventure, a once madness-ridden landscape of every common Team Fortress 2 server turns into a young little gamer's nightmare. Upon accidentally opening a portal to another dimension and video game engines, it's up to the one and only unique Engineer to fix what he has started. A dastardly little demon rounds up all of his friends and turn against him, so that the Moon will not delay in destroying mankind as we know it. Will the Engineer vanquish all evil and return the land to back the way it came, or will he fail unwillingly from the overpowering menaces that plague the atmosphere? It's up to YOU..................to find out. HI, EXTRA NOTES: - I started this in November, just finished today. Ain't that neat. - Honestly I must say that Garry's Mod videos are becoming increasingly boring to make, so you may not see a lot more in the future. Maybe short little ones. Definitely I think this is my last 10+ minute Gmod video. - First film to feature my little brother! Give him props, brah. - All those amateur animations? Done by me. And those little sketches at the end, that you can barely see since Vegas won't let me do crisp HD renders anymore. All in all, I like to thank all my fans who stuck around and waited for me on this film. Thanks ya'll, I'll be back soon enough. P.S. A word to the tards: I'm not dead yet, so keep your pants on. P. S. S. Rubberfruit was originally in the "beta" version of the intro, which involved him and I in a 3 second steam chat, but it was cut out due to a better idea as you could see.
Views: 22823479 kitty0706
Funny for you but not to me
 
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Please Please Please subscribe PLZ
Views: 33 Jawdat awali
Funny: Naptime, but not for me.
 
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Video uploaded from my mobile phone.
Views: 71 Ron Jerz
Honest Trailers - Twilight
 
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Become a Screen Junkie! ►► http://bit.ly/sjsubscr Watch more Honest Trailers ►► http://bit.ly/HonestTrailerPlaylist TWO NEW TWILIGHT HONEST TRAILERS ARE NOW LIVE!!! WATCH PART 2: Honest Trailers: NEW MOON http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoLXRErjzco WATCH PART 3: Honest Trailers: ECLIPSE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnYPqippKVw ---- In honor of the Breaking Dawn: Part 2 Trailer, we revisit the roots of the Twilight series -- lots and lots of stares. #HonestTrailers If you're not smart enough for The Hunger Games, rewatch Shovel Face and Vanilla have the creepiest movie relationship of all time. Did we mention there's EVEN MORE STARES?! Honest Trailers: Twilight Created & Directed by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner Executive Producer Mitch Rotter Written by Brett Weiner, Andy Signore & Alex Sargeant Edited by Brett Weiner Voiceover Narration by Gannon Nickell - http://www.twitter.com/gannonnickell And check out more Emmy Nominated Honest Trailers: Deadpool (Feat. Deadpool) http://bit.ly/HT_Deadpool Game of Thrones Vol. 1 http://bit.ly/HT_GOTv1 Frozen http://bit.ly/HT_Frozen Harry Potter http://bit.ly/HT_HarryPotter Breaking Bad http://bit.ly/HT_BreakingBad The Lord Of The Rings http://bit.ly/HT_LordOfTheRings Star Wars Force Awakens http://bit.ly/HT_ForceAwakens Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice http://bit.ly/HT_BvS
Views: 14362695 Screen Junkies
Biggus Dickus - Monty Python, Life of Brian.
 
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Just one of many brilliant scenes from the epic comedy "Life of Brian" by Monty Python. PS: Subtitles is the originals from the blu-ray. PS 2: Yes, we know about the guards! All rights belong to Monty Python.
Views: 7702235 Maru
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
 
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Thanks to Bill Nye! Check him out here: http://www.billnye.com/ http://planetary.org/ Vsauce3: http://www.youtube.com/user/Vsauce3 FOLLOW @TWEETSAUCE: http://www.twitter.com/tweetsauce Vsauce MERCH: http://www.districtlines.com/Vsauce Music by Jake Chudnow: http://soundcloud.com/jakechudnow Great list of how famous people would approach the chicken question: http://www.bored.com/chickenjoke/ How we should all FIRST hear the chicken joke: http://ivy.comicgenesis.com/ E.B. White: http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/984.html Frog Dissection app: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/frog-dissection/id377626675 Anti-Joke Chicken: http://www.quickmeme.com/Anti-Joke-Chicken/popular/1/ Anti-Joke Cat: http://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat "No soap, radio": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_soap_radio OLDEST JOKE: http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/commentators/paul-mcdonald-heard-the-one-about-the-oldest-joke-in-the-world-its-a-cracker-2164293.html Original Summerian: http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/proverbs/c.6.1.01.html Agyrophobia: http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=12168 Death Clock: http://deathclock.com/ Percentage of earth that is paved: http://www.artba.org/about/faqs-transportation-general-public/faqs/#9 Chicken Population: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/29/domesticated-animal-populations_n_913464.html Mary had a little lamb (pics in video from a book I own): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Had_a_Little_Lamb Computational theory of humor [pdf]: http://arxiv.org/abs/0711.2058
Views: 8184182 Vsauce
Carly Rae Jepsen - "Call Me Maybe" PARODY ft Obama
 
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Carly Rae Jepsen is creeping on Obama hard in this "Call Me Maybe" Parody TWEET THIS TO CARLY - http://clicktotweet.com/flX9w GET THIS SONG on iTunes - http://bit.ly/Lm6JKe BECOME A FACEBOOK FAN - http://www.facebook.com/BartBakerFans FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM - http://instagram.com/bartbaker FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER - http://www.twitter.com/bartbaker Get The Original Song - http://smarturl.it/CallMeMaybe Watch the Original video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic GOOGLE + ME - http://bit.ly/tbnFcB 2nd CHANNEL - http://www.youtube.com/BartBakerTwo 
Facebook Me http://on.fb.me/oQqMvW "Call Me Maybe" Parody - Starring Danny Watson as Obama - http://www.dannyrwatson.com/ "Call Me Maybe" Parody - Starring Kamil Haque as Osama - http://www.kamilhaque.com "Call Me Maybe" Parody - Directed by Bart Baker "Call Me Maybe" Parody - Edited by Bart Baker "Call Me Maybe" Parody - Written by Bart Baker "Call Me Maybe" Parody - Produced by Scott Sheeran -http://twitter.com/scottsheeran "Call Me Maybe" Parody - Shot by Mike Bauman "Call Me Maybe" Parody Sound Engineer - Bart Baker "Call Me Maybe" Parody - Coordinated by Michael Surh 
 "Call Me Maybe" Parody - PA Morris Ellis Costume Design - Morgan Christanson - http://youtube.com/ohyeahmorgan 
Costume Design - Sulai Rajkirin - http://youtube.com/sulairajkirin
Views: 53894096 Bart Baker
Stupid Cop doesn't know what he's giving me a ticket for. Pretty damn funny.
 
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On a beautiful Thanksgiving weekend on the Venice bike path an LAPD officer was blocking the path on his motorcycle and another young girl was partially blocking the other side and bike traffic was backed up. I said, "officer, your motorcycle is blocking the bike path" to which he replied, "I can give you a ticket for that". As seen on YoVenice. :) A bit later and I have sirens pulling me over and I record the rest. You really gotta listen to how stupid this is. Some good quotes in there.
Views: 5258857 AnarchisticGringo
Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom" (Official Video)
 
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Subscribe now: http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-Noisey FATTY BOOM BOOM is a bright and colourful African adventure, complete with wild animals, zef savages singing and dancing in the streets, and a special guest appearance by a sneaky little prawn star. Die Antwoord Respond to Fatty Boom Boom: http://bit.ly/1ptbNVM FATTY BOOM BOOM - Music video Artist: Die Antwoord Album: TEN$ION Label: ZEF RECORDZ Music video and story concept by Ninja and Yo-landi Vi$$er Executive producers: Eddy Moretti, Trevor Silmser, Sterling Proffer, Ninja and Yo-landi Vi$$er Produced by ZEF FILMZ in association with Egg Films, Battalion and VICE Directed by Ninja, Terence Neale and Saki Fokken Bergh Director of Photography: Alexis Zabe Edited by Saki Fokken Berg at Left Post Production Producer Julia Schnurr Music and sound design by DJ HI-TEK Costumes designed by Ninja Costumes / wardrobe created and sourced by Gabrielle De Gersigny Ninja and Yo-landi's black human hair garments by Alexander Wang Set designs, mural designs, and graffiti by Ninja Ninja's graffiti based on the work of Roger Ballen Voodoo Room - art directed by Roger Ballen Art department: Kezia Eales Make-up and body-paint design by Ninja Make-up artist: Alexa Wilson 'GIRL I WANT TO EAT YOU' background track in Big 5 tour bus by Die Antwoord Vagina Prawn scene based on 'Black Gynaecologist' by Anton Kannemeyer Dance choreography/dancing by Ninja, Yo-landi, Manti, Tarryn and Robin Wild animals wrangled by Rodney Nombekana and Andile Nombekana Animatronic lion head by the Creature Shop Camera and grips equipment courtesy of Panavision Lighting equipment courtesy of Media Film Service Flame and grading by Left Post Production Additional flame and grading by Blade Guest starring: Kagiso Lediga as the Gynaecologist / Dentist Dave Kibuuka as the African tour guide Daniel Isele as DJ Hi-Tek on da drumz And Ali Ooop as 'U know who!' Titles, Promo art, DA buckhead monogram, Battalion logo / bakkie, Big 5 tour bus and Dr Lediga's Penis Enlargement Cream label designed by Poesbek: The Master Of The Known Universe FATTY BOOM BOOM - (lyrix) YO HI-TEK U FINK U CAN FUCK WIF SUMMIN LIKE DIS? YO WHATCHOO MEAN SUMMING LIKE DIS? JA DAT'S SPIF YO-LANDI DO DAT FING HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM, HIT ME WIF DA CHING CHING FAT POCKET CLINKING, DOLLAR EYE TWINKLING JEEZ DA BEATS SO CHUNKY, ME'SA GETTING FUNKY OOOH! WHEN I'M ON DA MIC IT'S LIKE MURDER MURDER MURDER! KILL KILL KILL! WAT SE ZUID AFRIKA? SUIG MY FOKKEN PIEL! HIER KOM EK WEER, LIKE A LEKKER SMACK IN DA FACE RAPPERS ARE FUCKIN BORING, NINJA BASHING DERE BRAINZ WHAT HAPPENED 2 ALL THE DA KOOL RAPPERZ FROM BACK IN IN DA DAY? NOWAWAYZ ALL DEZE RAPPERZ SOUND EXACTLY DA SAME IT'S LIKE 1 BIG INBRED FUCK-FEST! SIES! NO I DO NOT WANNA STOP, COLLABORATE OR LISTEN JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY, HOLD ON 2 YOR CHING I'M TAKING OVER AMERIKA, BLOWING UP EVERYFING PHYSICALLY FIT DAT NINJA VERY ENERGETIC IF U HAVEN'T GOT IT BY NOW, YO U NEVER GONNA GET IT I WHIP MY DICK OUT AND PISS ON ALL DIS HORRIBLE FOKKEN RAP GOT A OFFSHORE ACCOUNT FOR DA DOLLAR BILLZ DAT I STACK YO FUCK RAP! I'M SORRY MY CHINA, WE NOT RELATED I COME MAD FRESH LIKE DA 1ST TIME I EJACULATED HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM, HIT ME WIF DA CHING CHING FAT POCKET CLINKING, DOLLAR EYE TWINKLING JEEZ DA BEATS SO CHUNKY, ME'SA GETTING FUNKY OOOH! OOOH! HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM, HIT ME WIF DA CHING CHING FAT POCKET CLINKING, DOLLAR EYE TWINKLING JEEZ DA BEATS SO CHUNKY, ME'SA GETTING FUNKY OOOH! HI MY NAME IS...YO-LANDI FOKKEN VI$$ER! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! KICK U IN DA TEETH, HIT U ON DA HEAD WIF DA MIC DERE'Z A RUMBLE IN DA JUNGLE, I'M BUBBLING 2 DA BEAT I'M NOT LOOKING 4 TROUBLE BUT TROUBLEZ LOOKING FOR ME MY POCKETS R FOKKEN SWOLLEN, BUT NUFFING JUS CUM 4 FREE I USED 2 BEG BORROW OR STEAL JUS 2 HUSTLE SUMFING 2 EAT SOUF AFRIKA USED 2 B 2 DWANKY 2 NOTICE ME SUDDENLY U INTERESTED COZ WE BLOWING UP OVERSEAZ MAKING MONEY MONEY MONEY! YES YES YES! ZEFSIDE REPRESENT! U FUCKING WIF DA BEST! I'M A UPPER! DWANKIEZ GET POPPED LIKE A SUCKER BAKA! BAKA! YIPPEE-KAI-YAY MUDDAFUCKA! I'M A BIG DEAL! YO CRAZY MONEY GET THROWN AT ME NOW I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN DAT I CAN'T EVEN GO 2 SLEEP! YO-LANDI! WHAT? WHERE U AT? HERE I AM! SPITTING FOKKEN LYRIX LIKE BAM BAM BAM! HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM, HIT ME WIF DA CHING CHING FAT POCKET CLINKING, DOLLAR EYE TWINKLING JEEZ DA BEATS SO CHUNKY, ME'SA GETTING FUNKY OOOH! OOOH! HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM, HIT ME WIF DA CHING CHING FAT POCKET CLINKING, DOLLAR EYE TWINKLING JEEZ DA BEATS SO CHUNKY, ME'SA GETTING FUNKY OOOH! OOH! HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM, HIT ME WIF DA CHING CHING FAT POCKET CLINKING, DOLLAR EYE TWINKLING JEEZ DA BEATS SO CHUNKY, ME'SA GETTING FUNKY OOOH! OOH! JEEZIZ OU! CHILL NET N BIETJIE FOKKEN UIT! WHATEVER MAN... happy end ** Subscribe to Noisey: http://www.youtube.com/noisey Facebook: http://fb.com/noisey Twitter: http://twitter.com/noiseymusic Tumblr: http://noiseymusic.tumblr.com
Views: 53531684 Noisey
Reggie Watts disorients you in the most entertaining way
 
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http://www.ted.com Reggie Watts' beats defy boxes. Unplug your logic board and watch as he blends poetry and crosses musical genres in this larger-than-life performance. TEDTalks is a daily video podcast of the best talks and performances from the TED Conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes. Featured speakers have included Al Gore on climate change, Philippe Starck on design, Jill Bolte Taylor on observing her own stroke, Nicholas Negroponte on One Laptop per Child, Jane Goodall on chimpanzees, Bill Gates on malaria and mosquitoes, Pattie Maes on the "Sixth Sense" wearable tech, and "Lost" producer JJ Abrams on the allure of mystery. TED stands for Technology, Entertainment, Design, and TEDTalks cover these topics as well as science, business, development and the arts. Closed captions and translated subtitles in a variety of languages are now available on TED.com, at http://www.ted.com/translate If you have questions or comments about this or other TED videos, please go to http://support.ted.com
Views: 7916137 TED
Eric Prydz - Call On Me (Official Music Video) [HD]
 
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Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/spinninrecords Join us on Spinnin' Facebook: http://facebook.com/spinninrecords Join us on G+ : http://gplus.to/spinninrecords Subscribe to our House playlists on Spotify: http://spoti.fi/SpinninHouse --- The Spinnin’ Records YouTube channel is the home for all music videos of the world’s leading dance record label! We feature the latest music videos by Spinnin’ artists like Oliver Heldens, Sam Feldt, KSHMR, Ummet Ozcan, Blasterjaxx, Merk & Kremont, Timmy Trumpet, Tujamo, Alok, Curbi, Mike Williams, Lucas & Steve and many, many more! Expect daily uploads of official music videos, lyric videos and artwork videos across genres like dance, house, electro house, future house, deep house, big room and trap. Make sure to subscribe to Spinnin' Records: http://bit.do/spinnintv ..and turn on notifications to stay updated with all new uploads!🔔 Follow Spinnin’ Records: https://open.spotify.com/user/spinninrecordsofficial https://soundcloud.com/spinninrecords https://facebook.com/SpinninRecords https://instagram.com/spinninrecords https://twitter.com/SpinninRecords https://spinninrecords.com #EricPrydz #SpinninRecords #Spinnin
Views: 24159735 Spinnin' Records
Tom Odell - Another Love (Official Video)
 
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Check out the official music video for "Another Love" by Tom Odell Tom Odell - Another Love (Official Video) Get the new album 'Jubilee Road' here: http://smarturl.it/JubileeRoadYT Follow Tom Odell: http://www.tomodell.com/ Facebook: http://smarturl.it/TomOdellFB Twitter: http://smarturl.it/TomOdellTW Instagram: http://smarturl.it/TomOdellInsta Best of Tom Odell: https://goo.gl/LvHR9i Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/nYrP1A" #TomOdell #AnotherLove #Vevo #Indie #VevoOfficial
Views: 197103266 TomOdellVEVO
You Posted That on Facebook?
 
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Ellen has been on her audience's Facebook pages again! She's found some hilarious and embarrassing photos that she couldn't wait to show her audience, and the rest of America.
Views: 33116541 TheEllenShow
Chet Baker - But Not For Me
 
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Classic Mood Experience The best masterpieces ever recorded in the music history. Join our Youtube: https://goo.gl/8AOGaN Join our Facebook: http://goo.gl/5oL723 Chesney Henry "Chet" Baker, Jr. (December 23, 1929 – May 13, 1988) was an American jazz trumpeter, flugelhornist, and vocalist. Baker earned much attention and critical praise through the 1950s, particularly for albums featuring his vocals (Chet Baker Sings, It Could Happen to You). Jazz historian Dave Gelly described the promise of Baker's early career as "James Dean, Sinatra, and Bix, rolled into one". His well-publicized drug habit also drove his notoriety and fame; Baker was in and out of jail frequently before enjoying a career resurgence in the late 1970s and '80s. Baker was born and raised in a musical household in Yale, Oklahoma; his father, Chesney Baker, Sr., was a professional guitar player, and his mother, Vera (née Moser) was a talented pianist who worked in a perfume factory. His maternal grandmother, Randi Moser, was Norwegian. Baker began his musical career singing in a church choir. His father introduced him to brass instruments with a trombone, which was replaced with a trumpet when the trombone proved too large. Baker received some musical education at Glendale Junior High School, but left school at the age of 16 in 1946 to join the United States Army. He was posted to Berlin, where he joined the 298th Army band. After leaving the army in 1948, he studied theory and harmony at El Camino College in Los Angeles. He dropped out in his second year, however, re-enlisting in the army in 1950. Baker became a member of the Sixth Army Band at the Presidio in San Francisco, but was soon spending time in San Francisco jazz clubs such as Bop City and the Black Hawk. Baker once again obtained a discharge from the army to pursue a career as a professional musician. Baker's earliest notable professional gigs were with saxophonist Vido Musso's band, and also with tenor saxophonist Stan Getz, though he earned much more renown in 1952 when he was chosen by Charlie Parker to play with him for a series of West Coast engagements. In 1952, Baker joined the Gerry Mulligan Quartet, which was an instant phenomenon. Several things made the Mulligan/Baker group special, the most prominent being the interplay between Mulligan's baritone sax and Baker's trumpet. Rather than playing identical melody lines in unison like bebop giants Charlie Parker and Dizzy Gillespie, the two would complement each other's playing with contrapuntal touches, and it often seemed as if they had telepathy in anticipating what the other was going to play next. The Quartet's version of "My Funny Valentine", featuring a Baker solo, was a hit, and became a tune with which Baker was intimately associated. The Quartet found success quickly, but lasted less than a year because of Mulligan's arrest and imprisonment on drug charges. Baker formed his own quartet with pianist and composer Russ Freeman in 1953, along with bassists Carson Smith, Joe Mondragon, and Jimmy Bond and drummers Shelly Manne, Larry Bunker, and Bob Neel. The Chet Baker Quartet found success with their live sets, and they released a number of popular albums between 1953 and 1956. In 1953 and 1954, Baker won the Down Beat and Metronome magazines' Readers Jazz Polls, beating the era's two top trumpeters, Miles Davis and Clifford Brown. Down Beat readers also voted Baker as the top jazz vocalist in 1954. In 1956, Pacific Jazz released Chet Baker Sings, a record that increased his profile but alienated traditional jazz fans; he would continue to sing throughout his career. Baker's chiseled features led to an approach by Hollywood studios, and he made his acting debut in the film Hell's Horizon, released in the fall of 1955. He declined an offer of a studio contract, preferring life on the road as a musician. Over the next few years, Baker fronted his own combos, including a 1955 quintet featuring Francy Boland, where Baker combined playing trumpet and singing. In 1956 Chet Baker completed an eight-month tour of Europe, where he recorded Chet Baker In Europe. He became an icon of the West Coast "cool school" of jazz, helped by his good looks and singing talent. Baker's 1956 recording, released for the first time in its entirety in 1989 as The Route, with Art Pepper, helped further the West Coast jazz sound and became a staple of cool jazz. FROM WIKIPEDIA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chet_Baker
Views: 110701 Classic Mood Experience
The Hangover Alans Funniest Moments
 
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Good quality parts from the hangover part 1 and part 2
Views: 3406928 Lucas Corby
Con-ing Same McDonalds 3 Times in a Row
 
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Went to McDonalds to do some next level coning where I put the ice cream in my face and I ended up going through the drive thru multiple times. They didn't like the way that I ate my food. They told me not to come back. So I went to Burger King to see if the world really lost its sense of humor. It didn't. other titles: Con-ing Mcdonalds vs Burger king coning mcdonalds vs Burger king mcdonalds vs. Burger king franchise war burger king wins burger king better than mcdonalds
Views: 21112713 RossCreations
How Titanic Should Have Ended
 
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In this HISHE spin on the the James Cameron classic, our hero and heroine face certain doom in icy Atlantic waters. Will Rose end up giving Jack the cold shoulder or will she give him a turn on the raft? Watch More HISHEs: https://bit.ly/HISHEPlaylist Subscribe to HISHE: https://bit.ly/HISHEsubscribe Get some HISHE gear over at: http://www.dftba.com/hishe Follow us on Twitter: http://bit.ly/HISHETwitter Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/hishegram/ Like us on Facebook: http://bit.ly/HISHE-FB HISHE Compilations now on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/tv-season/how-it-should-have-ended/id834627029 Thanks for watching! Bio on this short http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/forum/titanic-1 Guest Voice Brock Baker https://www.youtube.com/user/McGoiter Thank you for watching and for making 100 videos a reality! Be sure to click on that 'Like' button and 'Subscribe' for more HISHE! --------------Previous Episodes-------------------- BAT BLOOD - A Batman V Superman AND Bad Blood Parody ft. Batman: http://bit.ly/BatBlood How Big Hero 6 Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/BigHero6HISHE Villain Pub - The New Smile: http://bit.ly/VPNewSmile How Jurassic World Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/JurassicWorldHISHE How Inside Out Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/InsideOutHISHE How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part Two: http://bit.ly/UltronPartTwo How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part One: http://bit.ly/UltronPart1 Super Cafe: Batman v Superman - It’s On! http://bit.ly/SuperCafeItsOn How Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/NinjaTurtlesHISHE Batman Meets Galadriel: http://bit.ly/BatmanMeetsGaladriel How The Battle of the Five Armies Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/Battleof5ArmiesHISHE March Update - Painting the Elf Army: http://bit.ly/PaintingElfArmy Movie Mash: The Hunger Games and Robocop: http://bit.ly/HungerGamesRobocopMash Super Cafe: And The Reboot Goes To: http://bit.ly/SuperCafeReboot Extras - Painting the Quicksilver Scene: http://bit.ly/ExtraQuicksilver Total Spoilage - Lord of the Rings: http://bit.ly/LordoftheRingsSpoilage How X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/X-MenDOFPHISHE Jurrassic World - Raptor Training: http://bit.ly/RaptorTraining Movie Mash: Gremlins and Taken: http://bit.ly/GremlinsTakenHISHE HISHE 2015 Announcements: http://bit.ly/HISHE2015News How to Train Your Dragon 2 HISHE: http://bit.ly/Dragon2HISHE Lego HISHE- Sand People are Bad Shots: http://bit.ly/LegoSandPeopleHISHE How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/GuardiansHISHE Lego Batman is Jelly: http://bit.ly/LegoBatmanHISHE How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/UltronTeaserHISHE HISHE Bonus Bundle: http://bit.ly/BonusBundleHISHE How The Maze Runner Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/MazeRunnerHISHE Megatron Misses Shia: http://bit.ly/MegatronMissesShiaHISHE How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/ASM2HISHE Villain Pub- To The Tailor: http://bit.ly/VP-ToTheTailorHISHE The Lego HISHE 2 (The Alternate Ending): http://bit.ly/LegoHISHE2 How the Batman v Superman SDCC Teaser Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/BatmanVSupermanHISHE How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/CaptainAmericaWSHISHE HISHE @ SDCC 2014: http://bit.ly/ComicCon2014HISHE How Godzilla Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/GodzillaHISHE Villain Pub- To Battle!: http://bit.ly/VP-ToBattleHISHE How Frozen Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/FrozenHISHE The Lego HISHE: http://bit.ly/TheLegoHISHE How The Batman Begins Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/BatmanBeginsHISHE How The Phantom Menace Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/PhantomMenaceHISHE How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/SmaugHISHE How Thor The Dark World Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/ThorDarkWorldHISHE Super Cafe: Who’s a Hero: http://bit.ly/SCWhoHISHE Doctor Who: How Doomsday Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/DrWhoDoomsdayHISHE How World War Z Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/WWZHISHE How Star Trek Into Darkness Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/StarTrekDarknessHISHE How Pacific Rim Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/PacificRimHISHE Super Cafe: Versus http://bit.ly/SCVersusHISHE How Man Of Steel Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/ManofSteelHISHE How Fast and Furious 6 Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/FF6HISHE How Iron Man 3 Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/IronMan3HISHE How Oblivion Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/OblivionHISHE How Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/LastCrusadeHISHE Super Cafe: Swingers Tribute: http://bit.ly/SCSwingersHISHE Stan Lee’s Star Wars HISHE: http://bit.ly/StanLeeHISHE How Portal Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/PortalHISHE How The Hobbit Should Have Ended: http://bit.ly/HobbitHISHE
Views: 17140375 How It Should Have Ended
Dicing an Onion by Chef Jean Pierre
 
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Do you struggle trying to dice an onion? Chef Jean Pierre shows you the easiest way to dice an onion without shedding a tear.
Views: 2281440 ChefJeanPierre
Train - 50 Ways to Say Goodbye (Official Music Video)
 
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Train's official music video for '50 Ways To Say Goodbye'. Click to listen to Train on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/TrainSpot?IQid=Train50 As featured on Train: The Collection. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/TrainColiTunes?IQid=Train50 Google Play: http://smarturl.it/TrainByePlay?IQid=Train50 Amazon: http://smarturl.it/TrainColAmz?IQid=Train50 More from Train Drive By: https://youtu.be/oxqnFJ3lp5k Hey Soul Sister: https://youtu.be/kVpv8-5XWOI Drops of Jupiter: https://youtu.be/7Xf-Lesrkuc More great alternative videos here: http://smarturl.it/Alternative00?IQid=Train50 Follow Train Website: http://savemesanfrancisco.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Train Twitter: https://twitter.com/train Instagram: https://instagram.com/train Subscribe to Train on YouTube: http://smarturl.it/TrainSub?IQid=Train50 --------- Lyrics: My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me You're leaving now for my own good That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died #Train #50WaysToSayGoodbye #Vevo #Pop #OfficialMusicVideo
Views: 47773555 TrainVEVO
"Don't Mine At Night" - A Minecraft Parody of Katy Perry's Last Friday Night (Music Video)
 
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Download the song: http://bit.ly/Uj8X0T **Available everywhere Online Music is sold!** Wallpapers(1920x1080): New D/L Link http://imgur.com/a/MsAvN The Crew Involved! Directed & Produced By BebopVox - https://www.youtube.com/BebopVox Music, Vocal & Audio Editing Composer: https://www.youtube.com/tylerclarkofficial Animation By: Kazzr & Kongering http://www.youtube.com/kongering Lyrics & Singer: Brad Knauber http://www.youtube.com/ItsAllMinecraft Skin Design by: http://www.youtube.com/welshpixie Lyrics: Got my helmet on my head Figure out what that zombie said Lava all over the room Gotta' half heart left, man, I am doomed Don't have any iron bars Pick just broke into some shards Scary noise what should I do Go left or right I'll have to choose Visions of last time, flash inside my mind I'm scared, OH WELL And I'm pretty sure, there's a big creeper Right there! (Dang) (Don't mine at night ) I know your lookin' at that cave And your feelin' kinda' brave. Go to bed you'll be alright (Don't mine at night) There's nothing that is gonna' change If you just wait until the day   Zombie wanna' eat your brains (Don't mine at night) I know it's me your gonna' thank Make a bed it's not too late 3 wool and 3 wooden planks (Don't mine at night) How many times I have to say Drop the pick and walk away-a Woah Don't mine at night (don't mine at night ) Don't mine at night (don't mine at night) Stomach's all tied up in knots This labyrinth, I'm gettin' lost This is really gettin' old Found like 2 pieces of coal Down one way there's just stone Monsters won't leave me alone Down another there's some lava And of course I get, PWND Remember last time I tried to mine at night I failed, so bad I lost all my stuff It was really tough That's it (RAGE QUIT!) (Don't mine at night ) I know your lookin' at that cave And your feelin' kinda' brave. Go to bed you'll be alright (Don't mine at night) There's nothing that is gonna' change If you just wait until the day   Zombie wanna' eat your brains (Don't mine at night) I know it's me your gonna' thank Make a bed it's not too late 3 wool and 3 wooden planks (Don't mine at night) How many times I have to say Drop the pick and walk away-a Woah Don't mine at night (don't mine at night ) Don't mine at night (don't mine at night) D-O-N-T   M-I-N-E  x4
Views: 120974710 BebopVox YOGSCAST
Bridgit Mendler - Ready or Not
 
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Get Bridgit's debut album HELLO MY NAME IS... featuring "Ready or Not" and "Hurricane" - on iTunes -- http://smarturl.it/bmitunesa1 Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/BridgitMendler Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/BridgitMendler Google+ - http://gplus.to/BridgitMendler Official Site - http://www.bridgitmendlermusic.com
Views: 178815115 BridgitMendlerVEVO
Only in Battlefield 3 - No stunts needed for fun (Youtube 3D)
 
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I know it will be NOT shortlisted or selected, because it's just a common gameplay. But for me BF3 is always fun :) Sorry if you didn't like and wasted your time
Views: 138 kotysoft